At the bottom of the online magazine I regularly read, there was an ad today that said, “Help Save the Ocean.” Included with the plea, was a photo of a few kids skipping in some shallow water – presumably ocean. It was a nice photo where the kids were silhouetted out, with a bright ball of a sun making everything but the kids sepia toned.
Doing a quick scan of the internet, via google, I found more of the ‘Help Save the…”
Did not realize we were in danger of losing the moon. Note to self: watch the moon – carefully.
Some people were more specific with their nature pleas, and they wanted to save the:
- Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
- Sea Otters
And then, there were these things to save also:
- Postal Service
- Bottle Rocket Motel
- James Webb Space Telescope
- Secular Students
- Hosting Industry
Did not realize Maryland needed saving either. Will watch it like I’m watching the moon. Perhaps they plan to slip away together, and cause a big scandal. The moon eloped with Maryland, after a brief communique on eHarmony.
Here, I was going to write something about the children of the moon and Maryland, but when I looked up “What is Maryland known for” on google, the searches returned the name of William Nuthead, colonial printer. Nuthead. I bet he got teased a lot at school. So, I shall add him to the list. Help Save the Nuthead. Donate or eat nuts – either/or.