Here is the long dog from Bakingnotwriting‘s house. The dog is really long, so long his head is out the front door while his tail wags in the kitchen. He is so long that one time he was going through the toll booth on the bay bridge and the toll taker tried to get 2 fares. He is so long that he took up 2 spaces at the RV park when he went on vacation. He is so long that he can eat dog food in the den and his back end can be pooping in the yard. These are like “your mama is so fat” jokes. Please contribute your own in the comments. Much appreciated.
Yes, I have been on hiatus, and for a very long time. I would tell you what I have been doing but boooooooooring. Suffice it to say, class is kicking my ass, but not enough that I don’t need to still go on a diet because I have a physical at the end of the month, and the last thing my GP told me was, “LOSE SOME WEIGHT.” I would BUT (and there is always a “but”) my cousin sent me cake from Williams Sonoma. I am eating it because it is the best cake in the world. BEST. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE.
“Let them eat cake.” Whoever said that was referring to me.