So I asked the hardwood floor guy if he was okay with the Little Dog when he came to repair the floor.
“Does she bite?” he asked.
“She only has a couple of teeth,” I replied, so she may bite but the chance of one of her teeth catching your skin is slim and none.
Little Dog Rules (and we obey). We are helpless saps against her will. She says, “Drive me to the strip mall. I need to stare at my reflection in the black glass at Ross’s storefront.” We speed her right there.