“Why do you have to be such an asshole?”
“You are the worst neighbors I have ever had.”
“I have lived in this neighborhood for 26 years and no one has ever complained.”
“You reported our boat to the city.”
“Now, I’ve come over to your house. How do you like that?”
“I just got home, and your husband came over and harassed me.”
“Stay away from me.”
Yeah. Pleasantries. Can’t wait until Halloween. I’m gonna tell all the kiddies to watch out for the witch next door.