I wrote this really boring blog entry but I just deleted it. Here is the jest of it in a more interesting format – sentence fragments.
retinal hemorrhage with perhaps a possible tear
my neurologist got food poisoning from an old Trader Joe’s sandwich. I don’t know how he did that. I eat old food all the time.
My GP is an asshole
The ER will give you big fatty shots of Ativan if you ask nicely
Optometrists in strip malls should be given cake and ice cream for going above and beyond
Tomorrow I see a retina guru. I could not see anyone today because no one in my HMO was at the facility. My HMO has been trying to kill me for a number of years. But I will show them. I will kill them first.