I meant to post this at the end of last year, butt it’s too late. That’s me on the left, all graceful like, trying to ignite some fireworks I bought in Chinatown. I could stop a truck with that rear end. God help me if it really looks like that…or I suppose it really does look like that since it is in the picture.
After the fireworks display, we attempted to drive over to the grocery but were momentarily stopped by a stray dog needing assistance that smelled like rotted blue cheese. He was really friendly. Translation: We all hugged on him before we realized his odor was contagious. P.U. Ack. I had to hang my hand out the window of the car because the dog’s stench had jumped on it. Then, a seagull shit on my hand. I think. Something watery hit it, and I heard a seagull laughing.
So the first 15 minutes in the grocery were usurped by scrubbing up in their bathroom and then, eating everything on the free food tasting cart.