I meant to post this at the end of last year, butt it’s too late. That’s me on the left, all graceful like, trying to ignite some fireworks I bought in Chinatown. I could stop a truck with that rear end. God help me if it really looks like that…or I suppose it really does look like that since it is in the picture.

After the fireworks display, we attempted to drive over to the grocery but were momentarily stopped by a stray dog needing assistance that smelled like rotted blue cheese. He was really friendly. Translation: We all hugged on him before we realized his odor was contagious. P.U. Ack. I had to hang my hand out the window of the car because the dog’s stench had jumped on it. Then, a seagull shit on my hand. I think. Something watery hit it, and I heard a seagull laughing.

So the first 15 minutes in the grocery were usurped by scrubbing up in their bathroom and then, eating everything on the free food tasting cart.



Filed under animal, california, general weirdness, Pacifica

7 responses to “Butt…

  1. It’s just the camera. Things are look a little larger with a flash at night.

  2. Steve — My thoughts exactly! That is a trick of the flash. I love this photo though — inaccurate though it is.

  3. AZ

    Okay, I’ll let you in on our family tradition (started by my sister, if I recall correctly), when we see someone bent over like that we say “WHOA MAMA” real loud. After a couple of times people look around to make sure we’re not in the room before they bend over. 🙂

    Another thing your photo brought to mind, was my Mom saying “I’m gonna sue the highway department for building highways so close to my ass.” She was 4 ft. 11 inches. I now you’re taller than that, but with Big Guy right next to you your ass looks mighty close to the ground. 🙂

  4. Nada

    I like your Mom’s saying. I think I will adopt it. I’m only 5′ 3″ and I think I’ll sue the highway department for building highways so close to my ass.

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