In the “more turkeys” category, the internet at the house has been so screwed up, you would swear we were on a modem. It’s been like this for 3 days, and I have waited for the Comcast turkeys to get their act together. They have not. Finally, the Big Guy called them this evening. We did all manner of plugging and unplugging routers and modems. The internet speed was still so slow, we couldn’t do a speed test. We threw in the towel and hung up on Comcast turkeys. Two hours later, someone must have gotten off their rump at Comcast, and poked the hamsters that run their routers. Suddenly, fast internet returned. If Comcast were an arithmetic equation it would be:
Comcast(Turkey) = Speed –
Just a minus sign because they are lacking.
Finally, in the most turkey category, I kicked MetroPCS to the curb for a couple of reasons.
2) Connectivity (Yes, again)
3) My phone, the LG Banter Touch, lost its touch. In other words, you could “touch” it all you wanted to, it was not going to unlock, let you call anyone, or let you answer the phone when it was ringing. It was essentially an electronic gadget to tell you people were trying to call you, but how you were supposed to call them back was anyone’s guess.