I was wandering around San Francisco today and found this sofa in Macy’s. The more I looked at it, the more I realized it was the Hadron Collider of sofas. I got anxious looking at it, like something other than particles were going to collide on it, like large behinds of a bay area book club. And it’s white leather. The fashion rule should be: Don’t wear white shoes after Labor Day and NEVER put white leather on a super collider sofa. Black:yes. White:no.