Fiestaware

If you try to ship Fiestaware via the U.S. post office, this is what they will do to it. Why? Because they hate it. They have a special scanner that detects Fiestaware, and if it goes off, they drop it repeatedly until shards fill the box. Then, when you go to pick the box up at the station because they refuse to deliver it to your house, the woman working the PO window will tell you the contents of the box is heavier than the box can hold. What? They will make no sense until you yell at her, “So you think you’re reneging on the insurance you owe me for this package? Think again, PO.”

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9 responses to “Fiestaware

  1. When it rains it pours.

  2. AZ

    Boy of boy they must have tossed that box around like a basketball to break that many pieces. I’ve never mailed or had anything breakable delivered via U.S. Post Office, maybe that’s a good thing.

  3. Writing “fragile” on a box is like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

  4. AZ

    That reminds me of a long-lost acquaintance who used to say he wanted to grow up and be an interpretater since he was fluent in Spanish and English.

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