I was astounded, taken aback, but I had no reason to doubt the soothsayer, other than he looked like David Hasselhoff.
And as the soothsay predicted, a wandering wiener dog trotted to the fortress gate. We lowered it, and let him in. He stands guard now over our people, and has put fear into the dragon’s heart. He has also eaten quite a lot of turkey deli meat out of the refrigerator.